Sunny Side Up

Velvet magazine

It was like someone pulled my plug; I slept for thirteen hrs straight. Slept like a big boar in a cave. Slept; like Sleepin Beauty (the Cavassilas version); like seduced by Benzodiapines. No dreams, no shifts of color, no pee breaks. Just solid blackness. 46000 seconds of blessed vacuum.

And then: eyes open to sunshine.

No electricity n no AC. Bedroom air full of hot flashes. I open my eyes to Silverlake sun. Turn around in the cocaine white sheets, skinny palmtrees outside smilin back at me. I watch the leaves and branches gently boppin away in the glitterin pool. I smile. I smile like an infant that jus learned how 2 control face muscles.

Genesis

Slow dance. Beer in hand. Head on shoulder. Me goin on and on and on about the Pandabear. Then he screams in my hair:
we should open a starbucks

Matchin tatoos

Like realizin all ur friends secretely got matchin tattoes. Just like that. Watchin the whole world gettin matchin tattoes.
Have a Vitamin Water why don't u?

The Happiest day of my life

Walking down sunset daddy grabs my arm.
"look" he sez "that's Brian Austin Green. Right there. From Beverly Hills 90210"
I look. A little'ol dude with a moustache stand by the sidewalk eating a frankfurter.
"So it is" I say.
Brian-Austin-Green. The happiest day of my life.

Unloved Abstruse

Yer too fucking complicated, they tell me, but I'm not.
Give me a bottle of Mad Jack and room to pee and I'm set 4
another decenium.

I saw the sign

I climbed the letter "H" today.
Took a sip of my Mad Jack and realised I had 2 options. 

1. Learn from my mistakes. Grow as human.
2. Disappear into a Mad Jack haze.

The bottle was half full so I decided 2 go with number two.  

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ahha