Genesis

Slow dance. Beer in hand. Head on shoulder. Me goin on and on and on about the Pandabear. Then he screams in my hair:
we should open a starbucks

Matchin tatoos

Like realizin all ur friends secretely got matchin tattoes. Just like that. Watchin the whole world gettin matchin tattoes.
Have a Vitamin Water why don't u?

The Happiest day of my life

Walking down sunset daddy grabs my arm.
"look" he sez "that's Brian Austin Green. Right there. From Beverly Hills 90210"
I look. A little'ol dude with a moustache stand by the sidewalk eating a frankfurter.
"So it is" I say.
Brian-Austin-Green. The happiest day of my life.

Unloved Abstruse

Yer too fucking complicated, they tell me, but I'm not.
Give me a bottle of Mad Jack and room to pee and I'm set 4
another decenium.

I saw the sign

I climbed the letter "H" today.
Took a sip of my Mad Jack and realised I had 2 options. 

1. Learn from my mistakes. Grow as human.
2. Disappear into a Mad Jack haze.

The bottle was half full so I decided 2 go with number two.  

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ahha